Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

When a dishonest hooker relieves
A trick of his wallet, then leaves,
She validates the dictums
About innocent victims
Doubly screwed by snatch-and-grab thieves.

According to Las Vegas Defense Group, the classic trick-roll takes place in a hotel room, while the customer sleeps, showers or is intoxicated from alcohol or drugs. Untold millions are stolen each year.

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