Welcome to StumpyGould.com, a non-commercial site dedicated to intelligent, mostly adult, humor. It’s weird and occasionally even funny.
This site is not intended for kids, incontinent axolotls or the Sentineli indigenous tribes of the Andaman Islands. If you can’t laugh at stupid stereotypes precisely because they’re groundless and arbitrary, or you consider scatalogical or fart jokes banal and beneath you, then not only is StumpyGould.com not your cup of tea, it’s a steaming pot of Herbal Acai Mango with asparagus-tainted zebra pee in it.
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Fact is, we consider ourselves unfettered by political correctness run amok. Let’s face it, genitals and the things people do with them are funny. Any person or institution that purports to be an authority or the arbiter of right and wrong can suck it. By definition they deserve our scrutiny, and, frequently, our derision, but they’re also great sources of humor.
As long as you’re not hurting others, fuck anyone for trying to tell you how to live your life. That’s Stumpy’s point of departure for this site.
Every attempt is made to make filtering (potentially) offensive material somewhat possible through categories, tags or other means. From the left navigation, choose Rated G, Rated PG or Rated R to your taste. Still, this site isn’t a CDC cleanroom. The only sure way to eliminate your chances of lethal exposure to Stumpy filth is to go away now and never visit this site again.
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