Anne Boleyn, Part 3: Impatient King
Impatient, Henry began to disparage
Anne for her third straight miscarriage;
He obsessed over the heir
That a new consort could bear
As his mind filled with thoughts of remarriage.
There was much royal fuckery afoot. King Henry did Anne’s sister, Mary, and possibly her mother, Elizabeth Howard, too. He also banged Anne’s other lady-in-waiting, Madge Shelton, while he was doing Jane Seymour, who, incidentally, was Anne’s second cousin. It’s not incest, if it all happens in someone else’s family!