A guy with ED in Lake Placid
Was so sick of his pud being flaccid,
That he pulled out an axe,
And gave his dick a few whacks,
Then doused it with sulfuric acid.*
See also this limerick’s Erections companion pieces:
*Stumpy does not endorse genital mutilation. If you feel you have to be angry with a dick, pick a politician and rage from afar. “ED” stands for erectile dysfunction, the inability to achieve or maintain a boner. Also known as stiffy, hardon, riser, pitched tent, pork sword, chub or woody.
