Erectile Dysfunction

A guy with ED in Lake Placid
Was so sick of his pud being flaccid,
That he pulled out an axe,
And gave his dick a few whacks,
Then doused it with sulfuric acid.*

*Stumpy does not endorse genital mutilation. If you feel you have to be angry with a dick, pick a politician and rage from afar.

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