Trump’s first executive order
Sends Hillary south of the border
To a cramped Gitmo cell,
Where CIA personnel
Electroshock and waterboard her.
See also this limerick’s Donald Trump companion pieces:
- Donald’s Dismay
- Trump Ain’t Racist, Part 1
- Trump Ain’t Racist, Part 2
- Trump Doubles Down
- Donald Trump Jokes
The Washington Post reports that Donald Trump adamantly believes “torture works” and would have prevented the Brussels attacks that killed 31 and wounded over 300. According to CNN, as president, he would not only authorize torture, but would actually advocate expanding techniques beyond mere waterboarding, because, as he puts it, “we have to beat the savages.” The guy’s not just a racist, misogynist, stooge and bully, but also an asshole with dangerous ideas that plenty of other morons are eager to implement.