Frozen: The Snowjob
Anna blows Sven and humps Kristoff,
While Elsa’s on her knees to suck off
That effete snowman’s balls,
But as the mercury falls,
She gets a bad brainfreeze from Olaf.
This limerick refers to characters in Disney’s 2013 animated movie Frozen. Now for some completely useless, yet interesting, facts about snow: It takes some 180 billion water molecules to make a typical snowflake, which always has six sides and falls at 3.1 miles (5 kilometers) per hour on average. About 12 percent of the Earth’s land surface is permanently covered in snow and ice, which scares the shit out of people with chionophobia, the fear of snow. Read more at Unofficial Networks.