Irritable Bowels

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Irritable bowels are mean,
Plus they’ve no manners or hygiene;
They’re prone to insult and curse,
But what’s decidedly worse,
Is their disdain for being wiped clean.

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Accordin to aboutibs.com, Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) affects between 25 and 45 million people, or about 12 percent of the population, in the U.S. Two-thirds are women and girls, and most are 50 or younger. Estimates put sufferers of IBS worldwide at somewhere between 9 and 23 percent of the population.

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