It’s true that the food ain’t gourmet,
But lunch is cheap at Le Muffét,
‘Cause it’s the only strip club,
That serves titties and grub
And the freshest snatch of the day.
According to William Sherman’s “The naked truth about strip clubs” article, there are 3,600 strip joints across the U.S. The top thirty are valued between $700 million and $1 billion.