Lesbian Shipmates


Resentful straight sailors bemoan
That lesbian shipmates are prone
To choose delta patrol,
Where the action, on the whole,
Takes place in the littoral zone.

Littoral is a fancy term for the area on or near the shore, where, apparently, it’s not just the captain going down anymore. It’s funny because it rhymes with “clittoral.”

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2 Responses

  1. Javier Seguro says:

    I think I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body.