Seasoned mammosurgeons aren’t meek,
So they’re apt to openly speak,
About how young doctor noobs
Don’t stay abreast, since they’re boobs,
Of the latest mammoplastic technique.
Ah, yes. Bewbs. Breasts. Those beautiful, bounteous baby-bottle balloons. Pick your euphemism. When it comes to augmentation procedures, about 300,000 women a year elect to have boob-jobs. About a third of these are women who had mastectomies, mostly due to cancer. These figures have tripled since 1997. Interestingly, over 40,000 women a year have their implants removed. Source: “Facts About Breast Implants” at Ourbodies ourselves.org