Old Saint Nick
Every Christmas, old Saint Nick
Hangs tinsel and lights from his dick,
Then ’round his balls underneath,
He wraps a fresh holly wreath,
And gets off from each little prick.
Who knew the fat guy was such a sadomasochist? According to Psychology Today, “Sadomasochism is a portmanteau of sadism and masochism, terms coined by the 19th century German psychiatrist Richard von Krafft-Ebing, who spoke of basic, natural tendencies to sadism in men, and to masochism in women [. . .] Masochism he named for the 19th century Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, author of Venus in Furs.”