Portmanteau, Part 1: Fugly
Brainiac Portmanteau’s a fugly nerd,
A fucktard who sexts Ebonics he’s heard;
He eats brunch with a spork,
Like a craptacular dork,
And once sharted a turducken turd.
According to Wikipedia, portmanteau is a new word created by blending two or more morphemes. Some are so common now, you may not realize they are even portmanteaus, such as Velcro and Microsoft!