Star Trek: Offworld Porn

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From the day Jim Kirk was born,
He was drawn to offworld porn:
Like blue Andorian tits,
Orion slave girls’ green bits
And even the Horta and Gorn.

Sexual congress with a corporeal, non-human sentient being is still technically “beastiality,” though its use could feasably be deemed offensive to an extraterrestrial entity. Humanity hasn’t had to deal with this scenario, but it’s obvious that language would have to adapt to new realities, should we ever encounter alien races. By the way, if you’re not a trekkie, you may not be familiar with these alien races: Andorians, humanoids with antennae on their heads; Orion slave girls, the Horta, a subterranean, silicon-based blob (see clip below); and the Gorn, a race of formidible six-foot-tall, bipedal reptilians.

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