Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Clone Troopers

Imperial troopers as clones,
Are trained to obey as if drones;
Each one’s like the others—
An army of vat-brothers—
Grown to fight in galactic combat zones.

From the Outer Rim to the core
Palpatine’s elite legions wage war
Purging all defiance
From the Rebel Alliance
Under the heel of the Stormtrooper Corps.

Order 66 marked the demise
Of the Old Republic and her allies;
As a contingency plan,
The Jedi purge began,
Enabling the empire to rise.

2 thoughts on “Star Wars: Clone Troopers

  1. That’s a picture of a clone trooper, Stumpy, not a stormtrooper. Jesus, they’d hang you from a balcony by your junk at Comic-Con for a mistake like that.

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