Limericks, Rated PG

Terminator: First Units

Skynet’s early terminators bore
A piss-poor neural net processor;
The first units went live
With Windows 95
And were rushed out the factory door.

See also this limerick’s Terminator companion piece:

According to Digital Spy, without a CD-ROM drive, Microsoft’s much-hyped operating system installed—including updates—from twenty-six 3.5-inch, 1.44MB floppy disks. Requirements were a 386DX processor, 4MB of RAM and a 120MB HDD. In its first year, 40 million units shipped.

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