The Sad Sack

weed

Near Denver, a sad sack turns to pot
For the relief he’s urgently sought
From testes so wide,
That he stumbles each stride,
In a way, he trips balls, stoned or not.

See also this limerick’s Genital Gigantism companion piece:

The U.S. state of Colorado legalized recreational marijuana use in 2014. The state capital and largest municipality, Denver, boasts the highest concentration of weed stores in the state.

You may also like...