The Sad Sack
Near Denver, a sad sack turns to pot
For the relief he’s urgently sought
From testes so wide,
That he stumbles each stride,
In a way, he trips balls, stoned or not.
See also this limerick’s Genital Gigantism companion piece:
The U.S. state of Colorado legalized recreational marijuana use in 2014. The state capital and largest municipality, Denver, boasts the highest concentration of weed stores in the state.