“An incredible star,” mused Neil deGrasse,
Observing Kim Kardashian’s ass,
“It’s clearly non-luminous,
“Yet, somehow as voluminous
“As the sun, but with more stellar mass.”
According to Wikipedia, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, director of the Hayden Planetarium, is an influential American astrophysicist and cosmologist. He hosted the excellent Fox/Natgeo documentary series Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey that originally aired in 2014. Stumpy imagines this distinguished scientist as stupefied as anyone else by Kim Kardashian’s absurd preoccupation with her own gargantuan rear end’s relative attractiveness to African-American men, as well as her sickeningly narcisistic need to have it be the focus of popular media attention.