Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Doubles Down

Trump doubles down on his demands
That Mexico heed his commands;
He claims to have balls
To erect border walls,
Bigger than his infantile hands.

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The history of the “small hands Trump” meme started with Marco Rubio’s irritated observations after Trump had called him “Little Rubio” a number of times. The Huffington Post writes that Trump’s hands have been scientifically proven to be smaller than 85 percent of other men. And since he’s the insecure schmuck who bragged about his hand/dick size correlation on live TV during a presidential candidate debate, he’s by his own admission, then, deficient in the pecker department, too.

One thought on “Trump Doubles Down

  1. Awesome, Fluffy! Or it could go…

    Trump doubles down on his demands
    That Mexico heed his commands;
    He still swears on his balls,
    He’ll erect those damn walls,
    If he must, with his own tiny hands.

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