Widow Cobb’s Spider


The spider in Widow Cobb’s twat,
For supper would force her to swat
At bugs buzzing outside
Of her legs opened wide,
So they’d fly into its web and get caught.

You’ll be relieved to hear from Snopes that the notion that everyone swallows an average of eight spiders a year while they sleep is complete and utter bullshit.

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