Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

Properly Laid

BUCKINGHAM PALACE — Double entendres make preparing a table to receive food and diners an amusing concept.

Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

Limericks, Rated G

Chopsticks and Forks

HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.

Limericks, Rated PG

S&M Thrills

CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.

Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Clone Troopers

PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.