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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Anne Boleyn
Limericks, Rated PG

Anne Boleyn

GREENWICH PALACE — A poetic account of the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn.

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January 1, 2015November 4, 2023 · 2 mins read
Properly Laid
Limericks, Rated PG

Properly Laid

BUCKINGHAM PALACE — Double entendres make preparing a table to receive food and diners an amusing concept.

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Stumpy
December 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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Stumpy
December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Chopsticks and Forks
Limericks, Rated G

Chopsticks and Forks

HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.

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Stumpy
December 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
S&M Thrills
Limericks, Rated PG

S&M Thrills

CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.

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Stumpy
December 8, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

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Stumpy
December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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