About Us


Welcome to StumpyGould.com, a non-commercial site dedicated to intelligent, mostly adult, humor. It’s weird and occasionally even funny.


This site is not intended for kids, incontinent axolotls or the Sentineli indigenous tribes of the Andaman Islands. If you can’t laugh at stupid stereotypes precisely because they’re groundless and arbitrary, or you consider scatalogical or fart jokes banal and beneath you, then not only is StumpyGould.com not your cup of tea, it’s a steaming pot of Herbal Acai Mango with asparagus-tainted zebra pee in it.

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Fact is, we consider ourselves unfettered by political correctness run amok. Let’s face it, genitals and the things people do with them are funny. Any person or institution that purports to be an authority or the arbiter of right and wrong can suck it. By definition they deserve our scrutiny, and, frequently, our derision, but they’re also great sources of humor.

As long as you’re not hurting others, fuck anyone for trying to tell you how to live your life. That’s Stumpy’s point of departure for this site.

Every attempt is made to make filtering (potentially) offensive material somewhat possible through categories, tags or other means. From the navigation menu, choose Rated G, Rated PG or Rated R to your taste. Use tags to jump to like content. Still, this site isn’t a CDC cleanroom. The only sure way to eliminate your chances of lethal exposure to Stumpy filth is to go away now and never visit this site again.


StumpyGould.com respects the intellectual property of others and expects the same. In accordance with the 1998 Digital Millennium Copyright Act, if you are the copyright-holder of original content you wish for us to remove from this site, contact Stumpy. If your infringement claim proves valid, we will expeditiously take it down or provide credit, as appropriate.

Likewise, StumpyGould.com writes all its own material. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other non-commercial uses that the law permits.

Don’t be an asshole and steal our hard work. Stumpy Gould aggressively defends its intellectual property. Just ask permission first.


The information contained in this web site is for entertainment purposes only. Stumpy Gould cannot make any representations or warranties of any kind, express or implied, about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability of the web site or its contents for any purpose.

In no event will we be liable for any loss or damage including without limitation, indirect or consequential loss or damage, or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of, or in connection with, the use of this web site.

Through this web site you are able to link to other websites which are not under the control of StumpyGould.com. We have no control over the nature, content or availability of those sites. Do not construe links to them as recommendations or endorsements.

If you have a legitimate question, comment or recommendation, feel free to contact Stumpy.

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