The Oyster Cloister
TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.
Stumpy
Author: Stumpy
The Dogfish
NORTH ATLANTIC — Fish names are second only to bird names as the most ridiculous ones in the animal kingdom.
Highland Passes
COUNTY KERRY, IRELAND — In the land of Erin, keep moving and stay alert or suffer an unimaginable involuntary penetration.
Every Mermaid’s Wish
BRINY BREEZES, FLORIDA, USA — Half fish, half woman. How does one reconcile such a nightmarish morphological mismatch.
The Artistic Diver
WESTERN PACIFIC — There’s room for art in all facets of life, you just have to be willing to invest the time, energy and expense to make it a permanent resident.
Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.