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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
Limericks, Rated G

Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Nature Guide
Limericks, Rated PG

The Nature Guide

DANFORTH, MAINE, USA — When lost in the New England forest, whip out the right tool for the job to make it home in one piece.

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Stumpy
March 4, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
Limericks, Rated G

Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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