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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Big Mystery
Limericks, Rated R

Big Mystery

CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”

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Stumpy
September 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
I Nipple Fart
Haikus, Rated R

I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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Stumpy
September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In Vietnam
Haikus, Rated PG

In Vietnam

HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.

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Stumpy
September 17, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Sam Harris
Limericks, Rated G

Sam Harris

RAMTOWN, NEW JERSEY, USA — The neoatheist school of thought is not disposed to tolerating religion as an analog of scientific thought.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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