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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
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Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Nature Guide
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The Nature Guide

DANFORTH, MAINE, USA — When lost in the New England forest, whip out the right tool for the job to make it home in one piece.

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Stumpy
March 4, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
Limericks, Rated G

Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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Stumpy
January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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