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Tag: Asses

Things related to the gluteus, anus, colon, rectum and lower digestive tract.

Rump Wranglers
Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2015December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
I Nipple Fart
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I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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Stumpy
September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Butt Pirates
Limericks, Rated R

Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

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Stumpy
February 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Star

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.

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Javier Seguro
May 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Highland Passes
Limericks, Rated PG

Highland Passes

COUNTY KERRY, IRELAND — In the land of Erin, keep moving and stay alert or suffer an unimaginable involuntary penetration.

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Stumpy
April 30, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Every Mermaid’s Wish
Limericks, Rated G

Every Mermaid’s Wish

BRINY BREEZES, FLORIDA, USA — Half fish, half woman. How does one reconcile such a nightmarish morphological mismatch.

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Stumpy
April 29, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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