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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Fish

Cold-blooded, aquatic creatures that inhabit virtually every stream, river, pond, lake, sea and ocean on Earth.

Sardines
Limericks, Rated G

Sardines

AGADIR, MOROCCO — Nature provides for all of us in the most amazing ways.

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Stumpy
April 25, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Jewfish
Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

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Stumpy
December 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ratfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Ratfish

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.

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Stumpy
July 1, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
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Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Catfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.

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Stumpy
July 8, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 3: Two Blows
Rated R, Stories

No. 3: Two Blows

SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 6 mins read

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