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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Widow Cobb’s Spider
Limericks, Rated R

Widow Cobb’s Spider

BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.

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May 13, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pollen
Limericks, Rated R

Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Oyster Cloister
Limericks, Rated PG

The Oyster Cloister

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.

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May 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Dogfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Dogfish

NORTH ATLANTIC — Fish names are second only to bird names as the most ridiculous ones in the animal kingdom.

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May 2, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Every Mermaid’s Wish
Limericks, Rated G

Every Mermaid’s Wish

BRINY BREEZES, FLORIDA, USA — Half fish, half woman. How does one reconcile such a nightmarish morphological mismatch.

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April 29, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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