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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: LGBTQ

Issues regarding lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning people.

Pollen
Limericks, Rated R

Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Oyster Cloister
Limericks, Rated PG

The Oyster Cloister

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.

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May 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Highland Passes
Limericks, Rated PG

Highland Passes

COUNTY KERRY, IRELAND — In the land of Erin, keep moving and stay alert or suffer an unimaginable involuntary penetration.

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Stumpy
April 30, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Major Munch
Limericks, Rated PG

Major Munch

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, USA — “The Big Easy” is big. And easy. For lesbian sex. Or something.

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Stumpy
March 26, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read

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