The Ass-Man

An ass-man by the name of McGee
Went wild on a butt-fucking spree,
But he found in the end
It’s an overrated trend
And ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

According to WebMD, an estimated 90 percent of gay men and as many as five to 10 percent of sexually active women engage in receptive anal intercourse. If one is worried about prolapse or incontinence afterward, medical practioners recommend Kegal exercises. As the late, great Christopher Hitchens once said, “The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”