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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Big Mystery
Limericks, Rated R

Big Mystery

CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”

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Stumpy
September 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
I Nipple Fart
Haikus, Rated R

I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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Stumpy
September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In Vietnam
Haikus, Rated PG

In Vietnam

HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.

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Stumpy
September 17, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bottomless Beach
Limericks, Rated PG

Bottomless Beach

WOODY, CALIFORNIA, USA — Going commando under the tropical sun is a risky proposition. It is also exhausting.

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Stumpy
September 6, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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