At Bottomless Beach, nudists tout
Their exposed junk and strut about;
But the girls get bushed soon,
And by mid-afternoon,
The boys themselves have petered out.
Bush means “pubic hair,” particularly that of a woman, while bushed means “tired.” Likewise, peter means “penis,” while peter out means “to lose energy.” Stumpy has heard rumors of a “cock sock” for male nudists/naturists. Its purpose is to protect a guy’s meat and potatoes from the sun. If you find such an accessory online, kindly put the link in the comments below.
