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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Star Trek: Tribbles
Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Tribbles

SPACE STATION K-7 — The anatomy of these furry favorites in the Star Trek universe has been poorly understood for a long time.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Racist White Barbers
Limericks, Rated PG

Racist White Barbers

BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.

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Stumpy
August 21, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Space Station Mir
Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

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Stumpy
August 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
Rated R, Stories

No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2014November 13, 2023 · 5 mins read
No. 1: Duct Tape Blues
Rated PG, Stories

No. 1: Duct Tape Blues

SALAMANCA, SPAIN — Stumpy finds himself battered and alone after a mission goes wrong.

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Stumpy
July 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 4 mins read
Colorblind Bank Robbers
Limericks, Rated G

Colorblind Bank Robbers

BLUIT, NEW MEXICO, USA — Disabilities can affect all manner of professions, sometimes with unexpected and serious consequences.

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Stumpy
July 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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