Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

Racist White Barbers

BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.

Limericks, Rated PG

Space Station Mir

LOW EARTH ORBIT — Isolation can change a person, sometimes in dramatic ways, even with regards to sexuality.

Rated R, Stories

No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

Rated PG, Stories

No. 1: Duct Tape Blues

SALAMANCA, SPAIN — Stumpy finds himself battered and alone after a mission goes wrong.

Limericks, Rated G

Colorblind Bank Robbers

BLUIT, NEW MEXICO, USA — Disabilities can affect all manner of professions, sometimes with unexpected and serious consequences.

Limericks, Rated R

Honey’s Stash

HOOKER, OKLAHOMA, USA — One’s “prison purse” can store a variety of contraban, especially if used frequently and for extended periods of time.