Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

Limericks, Rated G

A Risk-Free Proposition

LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.

Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

TORONTO, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

Limericks, Rated R

Kim Jong’s Elite Guards

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

Limericks, Rated R

Portmanteauriffic

DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?