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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

The Coglioni Brothers
Limericks, Rated PG

The Coglioni Brothers

BALLTOWN, IOWA, USA — Stuntwork is inherently dangerous, especially when troublesome body parts are not properly strapped down.

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June 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Fighter Pilot Chicks
Limericks, Rated PG

Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

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June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
A Risk-Free Proposition
Limericks, Rated G

A Risk-Free Proposition

LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.

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June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Hoth Survival
Limericks, Rated G

Star Wars: Hoth Survival

PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.

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June 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Kim Jong’s Elite Guards
Limericks, Rated R

Kim Jong’s Elite Guards

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — There often special procedures for elite military units to employ, but some are needlessly perilous.

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May 28, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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