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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

Portmanteauriffic
Limericks, Rated R

Portmanteauriffic

DISAPPOINTMENT, KENTUCKY, USA — Slam words together to form new ones. What could possibly go wrong?

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Stumpy
May 26, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Zulu Teen
Limericks, Rated R

Zulu Teen

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — There was time when photos of bare-breasted “savages” served the same purpose as the Sears bra catalog.

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Stumpy
May 18, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Nympho Pyros
Limericks, Rated R

Nympho Pyros

EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

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Stumpy
May 16, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Widow Cobb’s Spider
Limericks, Rated R

Widow Cobb’s Spider

BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.

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Stumpy
May 13, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Pollen
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Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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Stumpy
May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Singh’s Grips
Limericks, Rated PG

Singh’s Grips

MUMBAI, INDIA — Is this someone’s idea of a sikh joke or what?

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Stumpy
May 9, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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