Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated R

Zulu Teen

KWAZULU-NATAL, SOUTH AFRICA — There was time when photos of bare-breasted “savages” served the same purpose as the Sears bra catalog.

Limericks, Rated R

Nympho Pyros

EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

Limericks, Rated R

Widow Cobb’s Spider

BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.

Limericks, Rated R

Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

Limericks, Rated PG

Singh’s Grips

MUMBAI, INDIA — Is this someone’s idea of a sikh joke or what?

Limericks, Rated PG

The Oyster Cloister

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.