Vile Food Paste
SEA OF TRANQUILITY — You’re taking a risk if the moonwalk EVA lasts longer than 40 minutes.
Stumpy
Author: Stumpy
The Cheeky Analyst
BEIJING, CHINA — There’s a vocal orifice in China with a remarkable talent.
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.
The Nature Guide
DANFORTH, MAINE, USA — When lost in the New England forest, whip out the right tool for the job to make it home in one piece.
Starship Troopers: Brains
PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.