Limericks, Rated PG

The Cheeky Analyst

A cheeky analyst in Beijing
Had an asshole that knew how to sing;
Yuletide carols it would croon,
Even that “White Christmas” tune,
But it never quite sounded like Bing.

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According to Wikipedia, Irving Berlin wrote the secular yuletide song White Christmas in 1942. Bing Crosby’s version is listed in Guinness World Records as the best-selling single of all time. Estimated worldwide sales exceed 100 million copies. Other versions have sold an additional 50 million copies. Incidentally, Berlin, a Jewish songwriter, also wrote “God Bless America.”

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