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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

All Over the Map
Limericks, Rated PG

All Over the Map

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — If there can be an app for it, there is an app for it.

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August 1, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Trekkie Version
Limericks, Rated R

The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Singularity Jokes
Limericks, Rated PG

Singularity Jokes

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.

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July 11, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Ratfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Ratfish

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.

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July 1, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Fracking
Limericks, Rated PG

Fracking

STANLEY, NORTH DAKOTA, USA — Hydraulic fracturing is like raw-dogging the earth deep in its tight borehole.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Sam the Horse
Limericks, Rated G

Sam the Horse

WICHITA, KANSAS, USA — You many not believe it, but horses are more than just food. Take Sam, for example.

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June 26, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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