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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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    • Rated R
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

The Stranger
Limericks, Rated PG

The Stranger

HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Judge Graine
Limericks, Rated R

Judge Graine

MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.

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Stumpy
June 25, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Restroom Incidents
Limericks, Rated PG

Restroom Incidents

FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.

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Stumpy
May 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Executive Order
Limericks, Rated G

Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.

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Veronika Andelsky
May 5, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Garden
Limericks, Rated G

In the Garden

LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.

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Stumpy
April 13, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Popeye the Sailor Man
Limericks, Rated R

Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

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Stumpy
April 11, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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