The Stranger
HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.
MONTREAL, CANADA — Justice is blind. In this case, it’s more important than ever.
FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.
LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.