Restroom Incidents
FART, VIRGINIA, USA — The restroom stinks. What do you do? Kind of depends on your attitude, really.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Executive Order
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.
In the Garden
LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.
Popeye the Sailor Man
NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.
Rock, Paper, Scissors
KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.
Snipers With Hooters
KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.