Hirsute Hilda
MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Le Muffét
DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.
Little Stinkers
ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.
Brontosaur
COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.
Lazy New Ways
CHOKIO, MINNESOTA, USA — The science of conveyance transforming the ways people touch themselves the world over.
Stark and Certain Terms
GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.