Rock, Paper, Scissors
KOOSKOOSKIE, WASHINGTON, USA — It’s all fun and games until someone rubs their genitals up against yours. Unless you wanted them to do it, then it’s game on.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Snipers With Hooters
KYIV, UKRAINE — It’s not easy offing targets half a mile away. Use every asset you have to give yourself the advantage on the battlefield.
Hirsute Hilda
MIDNIGHT THICKET, DELAWARE, USA — If you see the ‘Squatch, turn and run in the opposite direction as fast as you possibly can.
Le Muffét
DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.
Little Stinkers
ERWIN, TENNESSEE, USA — Nature is often courteous enough to warn would-be victims via high-contrast patterns or colors. The more garish, the more dangerous.
Brontosaur
COMO BLUFF, WYOMING, USA — Animal taxonomy changes all the time as more data comes in and connections are made.