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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Aim for the Chin
Limericks, Rated R

Aim for the Chin

MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.

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Stumpy
September 28, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Big Mystery
Limericks, Rated R

Big Mystery

CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”

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Stumpy
September 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Sam Harris
Limericks, Rated G

Sam Harris

RAMTOWN, NEW JERSEY, USA — The neoatheist school of thought is not disposed to tolerating religion as an analog of scientific thought.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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Stumpy
September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bottomless Beach
Limericks, Rated PG

Bottomless Beach

WOODY, CALIFORNIA, USA — Going commando under the tropical sun is a risky proposition. It is also exhausting.

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Stumpy
September 6, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Christopher Hitchens
Limericks, Rated G

Christopher Hitchens

SHAFTSBURY, VERMONT, USA — One of the contemporary intellectuals who unapologetically described himself as an enemy of religion.

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Stumpy
September 4, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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