Properly Laid
BUCKINGHAM PALACE — Double entendres make preparing a table to receive food and diners an amusing concept.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
A Dishonest Hooker
ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!
Chopsticks and Forks
HONG KONG — Different cultures use different implements to prepare and consume food, sometimes with very strong opinions on the matter.
S&M Thrills
CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.
Eskimo Faps
MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.
Star Wars: Clone Troopers
PLANET KAMINO — The Grand Army of the Republic, rather than the defenders of democracy, was its undoing.