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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Oh, Shit
Limericks, Rated PG

Oh, Shit

SLICKPOO, IDAHO, USA — The many forms of solid waste define a range of experiences that we all share.

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July 13, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lenore
Limericks, Rated R

Lenore

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.

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June 29, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Coglioni Brothers
Limericks, Rated PG

The Coglioni Brothers

BALLTOWN, IOWA, USA — Stuntwork is inherently dangerous, especially when troublesome body parts are not properly strapped down.

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June 23, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Fighter Pilot Chicks
Limericks, Rated PG

Fighter Pilot Chicks

DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.

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June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
A Risk-Free Proposition
Limericks, Rated G

A Risk-Free Proposition

LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.

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Stumpy
June 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Castor Skins
Limericks, Rated PG

Castor Skins

RIVIÈRE AUX CASTORS NOIRS, QUÉBEC, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.

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Stumpy
June 9, 2014April 19, 2025 · 1 min read

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