Lenore
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND, USA — Don’t betray Edgar. He’s got a dark side.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
The Coglioni Brothers
BALLTOWN, IOWA, USA — Stuntwork is inherently dangerous, especially when troublesome body parts are not properly strapped down.
Fighter Pilot Chicks
DICKSHOOTER, IDAHO, USA — Women are not traditionally drawn to combat aviation roles, so when they are, it is a longstanding desire to accomplish it.
A Risk-Free Proposition
LAGOS, NIGERIA — This kind of phishing bullshit should end up in your spam folder before you even see it.
Castor Skins
TORONTO, CANADA — Even in the fur trade, there were niche markets for fetishist collectors.
Star Wars: Hoth Survival
PLANET 6, HOTH SYSTEM (ICE WORLD) — This harsh environment, populated by dangerous creatures, is the location of the Rebel Alliance’s Echo Base.