Limericks, Rated PG

Oh, Shit

There are smearers, floaters and sinkers,
The scentless and god-awful stinkers,
Plus, the turdlets and logs
That cause gargantuan clogs,
And machine gun toilet bowl-plinkers.

Hint: hit the Excretion tag below for more shit!

Since Oprah Winfrey’s Dr. Mehmet Oz is so full of shit, he may be, ironically, quite well qualified to describe the perfect piece of crap: an S-shaped log, composed of 75 percent water and plenty of fiber to bind it together. Who knew that excretion could be so darned interesting?

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