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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Dwarfs & Midgets
Haikus, Rated R

Dwarfs & Midgets

SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.

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September 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Zips With Zeal
Haikus, Rated PG

Zips With Zeal

CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.

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September 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Big Mystery
Limericks, Rated R

Big Mystery

CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”

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September 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
I Nipple Fart
Haikus, Rated R

I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In Vietnam
Haikus, Rated PG

In Vietnam

HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.

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September 17, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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