Zips With Zeal
CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.
Category: Poems
This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.
Big Mystery
CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”
Whale Clit
NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.
I Nipple Fart
DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.
In Vietnam
HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.
Sam Harris
RAMTOWN, NEW JERSEY, USA — The neoatheist school of thought is not disposed to tolerating religion as an analog of scientific thought.