Haikus, Rated R

Dwarfs & Midgets

Dwarf fellatio.
Copious midget insults.
Cheap, low blows abound.

Shy midget hookers
And timid dwarf prostitutes.
They sell themselves short.


While both are short-statured, a dwarf is a disproportioned adult who’s less than 58 inches or 4’10” (147 cm) tall. Generally their disability is attributable to a genetic or nutritional deficiency. Midget refers to a person who is very short, but normally proportioned, according to Diffen

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