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Stumpy Gould

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Sam Harris
Limericks, Rated G

Sam Harris

RAMTOWN, NEW JERSEY, USA — The neoatheist school of thought is not disposed to tolerating religion as an analog of scientific thought.

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Veronika Andelsky
September 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Alien: Ash
Limericks, Rated G

Alien: Ash

PLANETOID LV-426 — Corporatism in space places profits over all other considerations, including human life.

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September 9, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Bottomless Beach
Limericks, Rated PG

Bottomless Beach

WOODY, CALIFORNIA, USA — Going commando under the tropical sun is a risky proposition. It is also exhausting.

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Stumpy
September 6, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Christopher Hitchens
Limericks, Rated G

Christopher Hitchens

SHAFTSBURY, VERMONT, USA — One of the contemporary intellectuals who unapologetically described himself as an enemy of religion.

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Stumpy
September 4, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Bill Cosby
Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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