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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Trump Doubles Down
Limericks, Rated PG

Trump Doubles Down

PALM BEACH, FLORIDA, USA — The orange clown from Mar-a-Lago tosses raw meat to his cult over a fake border crisis.

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Fluffy Lane
March 7, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vampire Bob
Limericks, Rated G

Vampire Bob

CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS — This Dork Lord sucks both figuratively and literally. You don’t even have to take precautions.

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Stumpy
March 4, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Miss Knox
Limericks, Rated R

Miss Knox

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY, USA — If you’re not getting this level of service from your financial institutions, it’s time to switch.

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Stumpy
March 3, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ass-Man
Limericks, Rated R

The Ass-Man

KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.

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Stumpy
February 18, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Mammosurgeons
Limericks, Rated PG

Mammosurgeons

GROSSE TETE, LOUISIANA, USA — There’s meticulous science behind the perfect pair of breasts.

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Stumpy
February 6, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Unreliable Boners
Limericks, Rated PG

Unreliable Boners

BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?

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Stumpy
January 2, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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