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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

Hippopotamus Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

Hippopotamus Sex

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.

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Stumpy
January 30, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Cannabis Question
Limericks, Rated PG

The Cannabis Question

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — It seems quaint now, but there was a time when marijuana was considered a threat to civilization.

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Fluffy Lane
January 18, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Anne Boleyn
Limericks, Rated PG

Anne Boleyn

GREENWICH PALACE — A poetic account of the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2015November 4, 2023 · 2 mins read
Properly Laid
Limericks, Rated PG

Properly Laid

BUCKINGHAM PALACE — Double entendres make preparing a table to receive food and diners an amusing concept.

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Stumpy
December 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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Stumpy
December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
S&M Thrills
Limericks, Rated PG

S&M Thrills

CHÂTEAU DE LACOSTE, FRANCE — It’s a pain in the ass keeping up with ever-emerging trends in the S&M world.

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Stumpy
December 8, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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